If ever you feel stupid, remember that one time my twin brother forgot my birthday.
"We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity"
Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars, and apps or costing over $200.
my phone is an expensive and important material object and not a useless social construct put in place to shame and commodify women
Plus I remember where I lost my virginity.
let’s all quit school and start a punk band in my parent’s basement
SHIT 400 MEMBERS I EXPECTED 3 I’M GONNA NEED MUM TO MAKE MORE COOKIES
ive always hated kids
"did you hate yourself when you were a kid"